Mountain Goes to the Man to Fuck

Damn the world has definitely gone crazy! In the old days I used to have to go around town for a week to add to my pussy collection. Today the pussies are coming to visit me! You won t believe what just happened! I was about to watch TV and eat a sandwich when my humble abode was visited by two plumbing inspectors! Oh yes I cleaned those pipes properly! I drove my plunger into her drain! I made that fellow squeak like a wet sponge! For remember if you want to fuck with me I ll fuck you!