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Some people call people like me nymphomaniacs. But I don t have deviations and I m perfectly capable of having orgasms. I just consider myself extremely sexual. Yes I want sex. But for a woman like me it gets harder every year. I guess that s why I started a diary to reread all the great times I ve had plenty of lovemaking. Here for example is one of the times I made a salad with a guy I didn t know at all. Thank goodness his dick was more like a bone than a dried tomato. We didn t even make it to the bedroom. It started where it ended in the kitchen by the salad plate. That guy s testicles turned out to be the receptacle of the world s best salad dressing. And it took me a long time to find my dressing...