It Takes a Thief to Fuck a Thief

Did I ever tell you about the time a dog ate a dog I was vacationing in a country villa at the time. It was a good year the weather was beautiful and the grass was growing so fast that I had to call the mowers every three days. But then one day the crooks showed up instead. They wanted to fuck me but they didn t know who they were dealing with. I fucked them myself literally...