Holey Inappropriate

Before you all start tweeting me no I havent spelt the title wrongly. Its a play on words and if you watch the update then all will be become clear. I am becoming quite a fan of tights or as theyre known outside of the UK pantyhose. However I cant seem to get through a day without making huge ladders and holes in them. These electric blue ones seem quite thick but theyre actually quite sheer as you can see when I pull them up high and stuff my hands inside them. With my ankle boots on I remind myself of Smurfette. I wonder if she ever got this kinky