Christmas 2022 Part 1

Well I hope youll all be outside your front doors banging on your pots and pans as I introduce The National Elf Service! Only here for 1 month of the year to bring you joy and happiness as you masturbate furiously through the Christmas season. Forget ripping presents open lets rip my 100 denier tights open and savour the delights inside. This is one present you definitely wont send back!