An awful poet and a great lover

I love poetry. Great poem is akin to a great woman. Its fluid and jerky firm and soft tender and rough all at once. I know that great poetry attracts sexy women. For some reason women like rhymes and symbolism. Unluckily my new buddy here fancied himself a poet but failed to become one. All of that didnt exactly prevent me from getting frisky with his girlfriend she was ready for anything for poetry. Literally any fucking thing!