Road Trip Adventure of Loser

These two tourists traveled nearly 6 000 miles swam across a raging ocean and crossed seven countries to lose everything and find themselves. How did they do it Simple. Instead of tourist attractions they met me. And as you know I m always willing to help. But not in the same way that say those who give alms. I m the kind of guy who rips off a Band Aid with a swipe. I m the kind of person who gives the rod not the fish. Anyway I ve turned their entire mindset upside down and now they re happier than ever. Especially that hot girl with the tight pussy...