Joy Ride

If you dance you must pay the fiddler my maw used to say. I learned that lesson a long time ago and no girl in the world has ever complained about my stinginess. But it s a different story with their boyfriends. I can spot a stingy guy at a glance. I can t always tell what he s capable of. This time I was unlucky. I was literally left with nothing. But my balls were empty too. So in a way I m still lucky