Theyre Nuts Thats Still Okay!

Harmony in a family is when you are one. You and the wife ruthlessly riding roughshod over your neck. And a mom in law peeping at you through the keyhole. And the concussed dad in law a war veteran who s always blabbing his cock in front of the guests. And even that creepy grandmother who s a pain in the ass. When I was a student I thought that a family was something I was meant to create but now I ve experienced on my own skin that a real family always exists without you and you have yet to join it. Or not if your wife s in laws don t accept you. To be sure I had to please all the members of her extended family one more time. And by please I mean exactly what you think I mean.