Excited crowds pour in to witness the amazing spectacle of Masie her troupe diving into the cake and performing feats of synchronised swimming so perverse that the Devil himself would blush if he was in the crowd. The Dutch love this ancient spectacle. However as Masie explains, cake-dancers are not expected to EAT the cake whilst doing their synchronised swimming, so in the short period of 8 years she became so “weight challenged” that the dwarves were engaged to lower her into the pool of cake together with the sultanas! Anyway during her 9th year in Amsterdam she went on a fitness spr...
This week we have the lovely Masie who has made a welcome return after she was “Defiled” by yours truly way back in the mists of time, when you needed a wheel barrow to carry a camcorder to and from shoots. Masie tells a sobering tale of her debauched life of living in Amsterdam, or should I say in her case Hamsteradam? The Dutch are renown for their crazy love of fetishes, anything from the spectacle of a man (Or woman) dangling upside down from a crane, clad in chocolate covered latex then being lowered into a huge saucepan of custard and then put on a low heat, whilst latex clad perve...
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